Here is the exchange that took place between my hubby and I last night:
Hubby: So what bothered you so much about seeing your ex at that last game
Shannon: He winked at me
Hubby: So
Shannon: Soooo, he knows that winking is special to me we used to wink in public to say I love you
Hubby: REALLY
Shannon: shit
**Enter stage left Giant fan, enter stage right Big pile of shit...begin scene titled SHIT HITTING THE FAN
Hubby: Soooo, the thing we do in public to say I love you is the thing you used to do with another guy
Shannon: Ummmmmm
Hubby: Wow
Shannon: Ummmm Well I forgot we did that until I saw him again
Hubby: Bullshit shannon you remember what color the first pair of underwear you owned where, you didn't forget
Shannon: Shit
Hubby: This is funny, you know we aren't doing that anymore right
Shannon: But...why, its sweet
Hubby: Oh okay dear, I used to totally bring rocks to all my ex girlfriends, hope you don't mind that I do it with you now
Shannon: Ummm I wouldn't care
Hubby: Bullshit you would throw all the rocks I brought you away and you know it
Shannon: So if I wink at you now what are you going to do
Hubby: Ask if you need some eye drops
Shannon: Gee, thats not nice
Hubby: Whatever, you sooo don't get to make me feel bad for this
Shannon: But, I forgot
Hubby: Liar
Shannon: I know
Hubby: This is one of the most awesome moments for me, I love when you fuck up
Shannon: Yeah, this was one of those times I was supposed to think before I speak
I'm stupid!
4.25.2007
Stupid stupid stupid little girl
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Tsk Tsk!! Ugh- I was actually on the OTHER end of this one time. I was cleaning out our basement and under like a million piles of crap I found Erick's ex-wife's "Wedding Scrapbook". In it was the story of how they met, their engagement, and all this other stupid crap that I SHOULD NOT have been reading... In any case, there was a card in there from Erick to Tanya and in it he said something to her that he and I said to each other all the time. I got SOO MAD!! I yelled at him and he said that he HONESTLY didn't remember EVER saying that to her, in a card or otherwise... and I actually believe him. He then burned the wedding scrapbook so that there is no more evidence for me to get mad about for no reason.
Oooops! I dont know if it will make you feel better but my husband still knows all of his exes personal info/ssn/due date of their daughter and I have to repeat this info to him about me and our kids. At least Rob didnt freak out about some other guy still being in love with you. I hope it blows over for you and you can return to your cute winking!
you and rob have the cutest little things between you. I love the rock story and the winking...even if it's something you did with the other guy haha. Definitely remember to think before we speak silly cousin!!
Woops! At least Rob said he would offer you eye-drops...
Katie
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