3.19.2007

Random thought of the second

WHY IN THE FUCK DO I NOT OWN A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN? WITH CHOCOLATE IN IT? FLOWING RIGHT INTO MY MOUTH? HUH? WHY HAS NO ONE GOTTEN ME ONE OF THESE YET, YOU BIG BUNCH OF WHORES? AND WHY O WHY HAS NO ONE BROUGHT ME CHOCOLATE SINCE FINDING OUT I WAS PREGNANT? DO MY FRIENDS HATE ME?

3 comments:

Stephanie said...

Next time I see you, I will for sure bring you chocolate and I will totally support your chocolate habit during this pregnancy!

Anonymous said...

I can't drive :-(
Katie

Jen said...

As soon as I figure out HOW to get a chocolate fountain (as I want one for my own home as well) I will make sure to have one shipped to you complete with 25 gallons of chocolate!!

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