SO THIS IS LAST WEEK. I LOOK PRETTY HOT, HOWEVER IF YOU SKIP DOWN TO THIS WEEK I THINK I'M PRETTY CUTE, I'VE ALSO DISCOVERED NOT WEARING A BELT MAKES ME LOOK SMALLER. TOO BAD MOST OF MY JEANS ARE SO BIG I NEED THE DAMN BELT.
HEY LOOK AT ME ALL BELTLESS AND SUCKING IT IN. HMMM THERE MIGHT BE A BIT OF BOOBIE IN THIS PICTURE. THEY LOOK BIG. I'M NOT EVEN PUSHING EM OUT, THEY DO THIS SHIT NATURALLY. I FEEL SO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN MY HEADBAND, BUT I'M A SUCKER FOR ANYTHING CAMOFLAUGE, AND REALLY PEOPLE, IT WAS A FREAKING DOLLAR, HOW COULD I NOT SPORT IT PROUDLY? WAIT, DID I JUST SAY SPORT. SHIT, I'M BEING WAY TO DORKY TODAY, ADIOS AMIGOS.
SO GUESS WHAT! LAST WEEK WHEN I WEIGHED IN, I GOT MY NUMBERS MIXED UP, BECAUSE I'M SORTA PRETTY DYSLEXIC. ANYHOO, I REALLY DID LOSE 2 POUNDS LAST WEEK AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW BECAUSE I SCREWED UP MY NUMBER READING. YEAH...AND I'M A PARENT.
1 comment:
You are looking fantabulous...and I love the headband! Camo is great!
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