Random junk from a sick day.

I'm home again today. Brandon got up to 102.2 last night so we re hanging out at home today to take care of him. I am watching The Hills and just watching it is morphing me into a little teeny bopper high school gossip. Its like watching a scary movie. I wanna shout at the screen "Run Heidi, Run, Spencer is trash." Unfortunately I can't do that. I just have to sit around and watch this girl be a dumb ass. This show also makes me want to be an anorexic. Hey at least I have better teeth then these girls. Shit, see, told you, I just went all high school right there.

My house is extra clean today. I am afraid to move of the couch for fear I might mess it up. How is it possible one person can actually mess up a house? I am so good at that. I leave a little Shannon trail wherever I go. Really. If I ride in your car there is an 80% chance that I will leave something behind. Random things too. Here are some examples of things I tend to leave behind:

• Mustard pack
• Coffee cup with coffee in it
• Water bottle
• Nail files
• Mail
• Junk mail
• Reno News and Review (I leave this one everywhere)
• Straw wrapper
• Baby toys
• Sippy cups
• Milk cartons
• Toothbrush

And so on and so on and so on. I am horrible at that shit. At home I'm the same. You can tell where I have been because I will leave behind a paper cup, half a chip, a sock, my bra and plenty of other things. Its good having a kid because usually his mess hides mine. I mean really, who can see my dirty sock under a huge pile of socks right? RIGHT?

I should tag this blog as Shannon posts random garbage. OMG now LC is totally yelling at Heidis boyfriend and I'm thinkin "NEENER NEENER SHIT BAG!"

I hate when my son is sick. Really it is the most devastating thing in the world. I don't think kids should be allowed to get sick. I don't think parents should either. I just think no one should. We should all live to 100 and then just die in our sleep.

This is going no where so I'm going to go find some chips and salsa.