Fun facts...or just a really long list.

I was leaving the gym yesterday and I was thinking this thing I always think when I leave places and decided I would share some fun Shannon facts!

• I can not reverse! Okay, wait. I can, but not very well and I don't do it often.
• In the rare occasion I do reverse, I can usually only back up to my left, don't know why it is just that way
  
• If I buy fresh baked bread from the store, somehow, one quarter of it never makes it home!
• I don't eat meat...but I drool over bacon daily
• I hate math. A! LOT!
  
• I need to have coffee every day or...wait......there is no or
• I am pretty sure chocolate is a necessity and I can't seem to give it up...to date I have never gotten tired of it, even after making truffles three days in a row in my kitchen.
• I can never make up my mind and I never know what I want until five minutes before I get it
• Once I know what I want, I WANT IT RIGHT NOW!..No really, Now, why don't I have it already
• I think MAC Prrrrrr Lipglass is an accessory that every woman needs!
• It is illegal for you to try and us MY knives in my kitchen. I will probably poke you with my Santuko if you touch them.
• Wusthof kills Henkle..do not try and argue this with me.
  
• Mint tea solves most ailments.
• So does Vicodin.
• So does chocolate.
• Apparently I don't need to sleep in later then 4.
• My body & brain disagrees though.
• Taco bell is so very very good and I want some now, and almost always want some...Is Taco Bell Low Calorie..No..well then screw you.
• It REALLY REALLY!!! Pisses me off when you don't use your FUCKING blinker. I will curse at you and everyone around, This will also include rolling down my window and shouting terrible things to you.
• No, really, last time this happened I followed the lady to the Starbucks drive thru and shouted that she was a dirty whore and I hoped she wrecked and why can't you just use your fucking blinker!
• I might have minor anger issues.
• I get the urge to throw things A LOT! But I don't anymore, because my husband accuses me of being a child.
  
• CHILD Whatever I will throw him.
• If something is broken, WHACK it a few times and it usually works again, or....its broken worse and then you can really whack it.
• When you break something because you whacked it...never ever ever tell your husband it is broken because you whacked it!
• A good way to taste cheetos when you are on a diet is feed them to your one year old and then kiss him.
• I loooooove my zester (microplane) but I never have anything to zest..Boo
• I can take notes on sticky notes all day long.
  
• I love post its. I mean really. I have the tall ones, the small ones, the lined ones, the rectangle, and cubed and heart ones...in fact I heart post its.
• I can never find the notes I write on post it notes.
• I often find post its stuck to my shoes.
• I should write a post it telling me to look on my shoes when I can't find the last post it I wrote.
• Fish should be banned. Ewww. Yuck. This also goes for all things fish flavored, fish smelling, or anything that grew up near fish i.e. sea weed and well sea weed.
  
• Fish is a meat people. When I say I don't eat meat please don't ask..EVEN FISH!
• Yes even fish dumb ass...I DON'T EAT ANIMALS
• YES THIS ALSO MEANS CHICKEN SO STOP ASKING THAT. If I ate chicken then I would say I don't eat red meat. I don't say that do I? SO STOP ASKING!
• I also don't eat sushi. No not even the vegetable rolls. They are wrapped in sea weed. Sea weed taste like fish.
  
• No, really it does. Don't argue with me about this. I'm right.
• I love wusabi. A lot.
  
• I love potatoes
• I love Benihanas.
• I love tempura anything. Mmmm I would love to try some tempura chocolate. IF you have some of that lying around, send it my way okay.
• I don't like to return things. I have pants in all the wrong sizes because I don't return things.
• I don't like to try stuff on, if I like it, I buy it because, I want it NOW and trying it on isn't NOW.
• It drives me nuts when people don't say Nevada correctly.
• It makes me more crazy I don't know the proper phonetic sqigglys to put over the A in Nevada to show you how to pronounce it. You prounounce it Nevaaaaaaada like bad like Nebada.
• When I tell you that you said it wrong don't respond to me Tomato Tomoto Grrrrr that really pisses me off.
• I love Oprah.
• I don't love the sad stories on Oprah like the one about the conjoined twins they are about to separate, this story makes me cry even though it has a happy ending.
• Lately everything makes me cry.
• No I'm not pregnant...I'm just very emotional right now.
• Why is it everytime a girl cries a lot or can smell their husbands farts really well they get accused of being pregnant.
• This list is really long.
• I'm done writing it now.
• Have a nice day!
• USE YOUR BLINKER!