I don't have any camera cords in front of me so I can't post more pictures but we have about 5 billion already. So far he is very calm and sleeps great. He latched right on and was a champion nurser like his brother. Brandon has been giving him kisses and is trying to cope. The C-section went amazing, I didn't feel a thing and everything went totally amazing and if possible it hurt even less then last time. Anyway I'm still here, I did good and I will be uploading photos as soon as I locate a cord. And yes he did pee on me seconds after being born. His apgars were 9 and 9 and he was very healthy and cried right away seconds after coming out! Okay gonna nurse some more be back later.
11.16.2007
Cute words from Jaida (my daughter)
By Lisa
As we were leaving the hospital this morning, Jaida wanted to give little Codi a kiss goodbye. Well he had just started to feed so I told her she could give him a kiss when we got back and to just blow him a kiss this time. Jaida proceded to pout and not because she wasn't able to give him a kiss. Nope. She says, "I don't want baby Codi to eat because I don't want him to get big. I don't like big babies. I only like little ones!"
I might get mean, but Shannon likes to get naked
By Lisa
So this whole guest blogging contest started with Shannon wanting to hear everyone’s drunken stories. Don’t let her fool you. She may be a mom now, and not drink anymore. But there was a time that Shannon loved to drink and would party with the best of them. So Shannon does have some drunken stories of her own.
As Shannon said when I drink, I sometimes tend to be a just a little tiny bit mean. Shannon on the other hand tries to take off all her clothes.
There is the story of her dancing on the table in a frat house taking her top off with her pants unbuttoned, swinging her bra over the top of her head. (My husband’s friends have this on video.) Or the story of her dancing on yet another table at a party and taking off her top. This party the host was not as impressed as the other party goers, so she was pulled of the table and told to put her clothes back on. Then there was the Halloween that we went out I was dressed as a nurse, and Shannon was dressed as the devil. Did I mention our costumes came from Hot Topic, were made out of latex, and did not cover us up very well? Well Shannon gets so drunk she can no longer walk. So what does she do? She lies down in the middle of the club one leg spred all the way to the right and the other spred all the way to the left, leaving her legs wide open for everyone to take a free peak. I then have to sit on top of her and hold her legs closed, while also trying to pick up her drunken body. Very fun!
So now we get to Shannon’s bachelorette party. When it comes to a bachelorette party, Shannon and I think two things are a must. 1) You must go to a sex store with all the girls after you have been drinking. 2) You also must go to a gay bar looking for a drag show.
So we start out the night at Shannon’s house. We played games, and of course consumed A-L-O-T of alcohol. We then make our first pit stop at Suzie’s Adult Bookstore. When you take like 6 girls that have been drinking and throw them into a sex store, let’s just say you can have a lot of fun. Well Shannon walked out of there spending close to $200. How you ask. Well she had to buy Rob a dvd. And you can’t buy something that is cheap because then it probably won’t be very good. So I think the dvd alone was $60. Then she bought a bullet, by suggestion of one of the partygoers, whose name I will not mention. That was probably another $15. Then Shannon also bought this remote controlled butterfly toy. Now this thing alone was around $100. But Shannon was drunk, it looked fun, so what the heck! So we have our toys and our off to start our night.
We head out to the gay bar. Our much anticipated drag show had not yet begun so we get some drinks then walk over to a local Irish bar. It’s a small place, filled with smoke and kinda stuffy, so a few of the girls step outside. Plus there was a group of boys out there, so why not go out side to flirt. I was still sitting at the bar drinking when I look outside to see Shannon has strapped her butterfly vibrator on over the top of her jeans and is playing with the remote control demonstrating how her new toy works waiving around her new porn.
A little while later we make our way back over to the gay bar. The drag show starts, and Shannon jumps up on stage right up with them proclaiming how good they all look. She is dancing around screaming into the microphone and just having a “gay old time”. Then Shannon disappears. After looking everywhere inside the bar, a lady tells me that my friend is lying on the floor outside. As I go outside I do in fact find Shannon passed out on the concrete, legs spred in true Shannon fashion. I call up Rob and tell him he needs to come get her NOW!!!! She is over her limit and needs to go home. Rob just couldn’t get there fast enough. Shannon starts unbuttoning her jeans trying to take her pants off. Katie jumped on top of her and sat there straddling Shannon while the rest of us girls held her hands until Rob got there. I think I called him like 5 times in 10 minutes wondering where the fuck he was. Finally when he got there, we threw her in the car, jeans still unbuttoned. I believe she ended up getting them off on the ride home!
You know he is Shannon's son....
By Lisa
Because when he came out the first thing he did was pee on Mommy!!!!
He is here!!!!
By Lisa
WELCOME CODI DANIEL MATEO!!!!!
Born November 16, 2007 at 7:53 am
7 pounds 3 ounces
19 inches long
Head 14 inches
Apgar Score 9.9
Mom and baby are both healthy and doing well!
11.15.2007
Testing things out
By: Lisa
Well since I am pretty clueless when it comes to this blogging thing. I figured I would do a test run the day before my official guest blogging day. That way if I screwed it up too bad, Shannon could correct me. So here is my test. I also have to try to upload a picture, seeing as I will be putting quite a few up tomorrow morning. Better figure out how to do it huh? So here is a picture of me and Shan that I have here at work.
Ok so not too hard. Think I should be ok for one day at least. I will talk to you all tomorrow.
It's beginging to look like Christmas
Okay not really but that is exactly how today feels. Feels like I'm 7 years old and it is Christmas Eve and tomorrow is never going to come. Uggggg this is going to be the longest day, and the longest night. Plus I have some really fun preparation things to do today.
Today's to do list
- Take shower with nasty betadine soap and then not put on any lotion grrrr
- Handle area down there
- Give self enema to prepare for surgery (seriously can the doctors make this shit any more fun) (( also was this tmi, too fucking bad))
- Eat one last really good meal as i have to start being healthy after tomorrow!
- Clean out Tivo because I totally didn't accomplish that earlier in the week!
- Wash more stuff. Now I'm washing all rugs and anything else I can find
- Remind myself to remember to take camera off charger tomorrow!
- Try and walk with out holding my back and belly saying ooo ahhh oww my back
- Try and make it a whole day with out pissing on myself!
More about shaving
Okay first of all. YES I REALLY HAVE TO SHAVE. It is my hospital and doctors protocol so it has to be done. In fact even if I shave they will still go over it but it will be much better then having them do the whole thing dry right.
Second NO MY HUSBAND IS NOT DOING IT FOR ME. I feel uber unsexy right now and extra jiggly and the last thing I need is the hubs down there looking at my jello thighs mmmmkay.
Third WAXING ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS Owww holy shit I don't even like my eyebrows waxed and you want me to wax my whoohaw and seriously the way things are right now I would probably piss on the lady as she did it and really thats just not nice.
So I guess I'm stuck with a mirror and an electric razor followed by my Venus razor in the shower. Sigh. The shit I get myself into!
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