ME N K.

THIS IS MY K....WE WERE SO CUTE BACK THEN

THE DAY K. GOT BACK FROM HIS LITTLE VACATION IN HIGH SCHOOL...I SERIOUSLY LOST MY SHIT THIS DAY BECAUSE K. HAD JUST TOUCHED ME

JUST SITTING AT MY HOUSE WATCHING TV

DICKING AROUND IN MY ROOM...HE LET ME WEAR HIS HAT...WHICH YOU KNOW IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS HUUUUGE

YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WE WERE NOTHING MORE THAN FUCK BUDDIES HUH

I'VE ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR GUYS IN CARHARTS...I HAVE SOOO MANY MORE PICTURES BUT I WOULD HAVE TO DO WAY MORE DIGGING FOR THOSE...BUT HERE YOU GO, ME N K. BACK WHEN IT ALL BEGAN

TAKING KATIE DOWN WITH ME....SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS SAFE

THIS WAS THE DAY WE BOUGHT TWO SENIORS AND DRESSED EM UP IN DIAPERS LATER

RIGHT AFTER WE GRADUATED FROM 8TH GRADE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY GINGER HAS LOTION...WE MAY NEVER KNOW...BUT BOY WERE WE DRUNK ON TIA MARIAS

AWWW KATIE DATED THIS GUY

CAMPING AT MT LASSEN....DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE NEW YORK SELTZERS MMMMM

KATIE WITH HER LONG HAIR

NO CLUE

THINKING WE WERE SEXY WITH OUR APPLE JUICE

DOING HER HAIR BEFORE A SCHOOL DANCE

WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SOOO LONG

KATIE HAS BEEN DYING TO HAVE A COPY OF THIS PICTURE...HERE YOU GO KATIE I DUG IT OUT FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND JUST SPECIAL

SENIOR PICTURES

ONE OF THE SENIORS WE BOUGHT...KATIE HAD THE HUGGGGGEST CRUSH ON THIS GUY...HE DOES IT IN A DUCK BLIND AND SERIOUSLY IF ANYONE CAN TELL US WTF A DUCK BLIND IS YOUR'RE OUR HERO

GETTING GLAMMED UP BEFORE K. AND ROY CAME OVER

MATCHY MATCHY

PROOF!!!!! I KNOW JEN IN REAL LIFE

SO MY HUSBAND KEEPS TELLING ME THAT JEN IS ONE OF MY IMAGINARY BLOG FRIENDS THAT I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET IN REAL LIFE...SO HERE..PROOF I REALLY DO KNOW JEN IN REAL LIFE
LUNCH AT RALEYS...I THINK THAT IS AARON, MATT AND DEETER ON HER TRUCK...

PROM NIGHT..I PURPOSELY DIDN'T POST THE PICS OF THE GUYS BECAUSE JEN WENT WITH A SCHMUCK

THIS IS THE CHADDERMAN THAT JEN BLOGS ABOUT IN ONE OF HER CRAZY LOVE STORIES

MORE OF PROM...MY GOSH WE WERE SUCH PRINCESSES..TIERRAS AND ALL.

PHATSO PHOTOS WEEK 30 AKA I LOVE MY BELLAY

FROM THE LEFT IN THE WHITE SHIRT

CLOSE UP

OOOH LOOK YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL I'M PREGNANT (SNORT GIGGLE)

NOW WITH MY YELLOW SHIRT GETTING READY FOR WORK

UMMM OKAY MAYBE YOU CAN TELL..

OH LOOK, I WOULD TOTALLY DO A FABULOUS FULL BODY LOOK AT MY SEXY MAMA OUTFIT SHOT FOR YOU...


BUT I CAN'T...DO YOU SEE WHY? NO HANG ON LEMME GET CLOSER

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I CLEAN IT, A CERTAIN SOMEONE WON'T STOP MAKING OUT WITH HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR THUS TOTALLY KILLING A FULL BODY SHOT


KNOW WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT THESE SHOES? I JUST RECENTLY ACQUIRED THE LEFT ONE. KNOW WHY???? BECAUSE WHEN WE MOVED HERE MY HUSBAND PACKED THE LAST STUFF IN THE HOUSE. WHICH MEANS THREE OR FOUR PAIRS OF MY SHOES GOT PACKED WITH THE LEFT ONE IN ONE BOX AND THE RIGHT ONE IN ANOTHER. SOOO FOR TWO YEARS NOW I'VE BEEN STARING LONGINGLY AT MY RIGHT SHOES WISHING I HAD THE LEFT ONE.

BUT THEN!!!!!

YESTERDAY MY MOMMY CAME OVER AND HELPED ME CLEAN OUT MY GARAGE (BY HELPED ME I MEAN SHE DID IT ALL AND I SAT ON THE STEP WATCHING) AND SHE SO GRACIOUSLY GOT DOWN THE BOXES MY MEAN EVIL HUSBAND WOULDN'T SO I COULD DIG OUT MY LEFT SHOES. OTHER TREASURES I FOUND

MY DIARY
MY BOX OF ROB AND I'S CRAP (I FEEL UPDATES TO THE LOVE BLOG COMING)
THE LONG LOST KATIE PICTURES....STAY TUNED FOR A TAKING KATIE DOWN WITH ME BLOG MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A BOX OF CANNED FRUIT
SOME LOW CARB SPAGHETTI
MY NINTENDO CORD (THANK YOU GOD MARIO THREE HERE I COME)
A SHELF
AND SO ON....IT WAS MAGICAL PEOPLE!

REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLLLLLY TAKING MY COUSIN DOWN WITH ME!!!!!!

PROOF THE BINDER EXISTS....BECAUSE I'M NICE I CHOSE TO TAKE PICTURES RATHER THEN SCANNING THE ACTUAL LETTERS SO THEY WERE READABLE...HOWEVER THEY ARE ALL STILL IN MY POSSESSION, SO I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST ME TO PUBLISH ONE HERE AND THERE!!!!!!

THE BINDER WHERE ALL THE LETTERS ARE

RANDOM SHIT LISA USED TO SEND ME

MORE RANDOMNESS...

I'M SURE ONLY SHE WOULD UNDERSTAND THIS

EVEN OUR ENVELOPES WERE COOL

AHEM...MANDY, ANOTHER ONE OF LISA'S NICKNAMES

BIGGIFY TO SEE MORE OF HER NICKNAMES

HE HE

JUST TO BE A JERK ONE DAY SHE TAPED MY WHOLE ENVELOPE SHUT

YEAH WE USED TO FOLD ALL COOL

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE BREATH EEEEEEEEEE

A LICENSE PLATE NUMBER WE WANTED TO REMEMBER JUST FOR FUN

THIS IS WHAT LISA USED TO DO IN SCHOOL

YOU WERE SOOOO COOL LISA

LISA BEING A JERK BECAUSE SHE WAS OLDER THEN ME

OMG ITS GOING TO BE LIKE THE COOLEST PARTY EVER

THIS IS NOT EVEN A REAL SENTENCE LISA

OMG SHANE OMG HE WAS SOOOO FINE

PRODUCTIVE BABYSITTING

NIFTY...LISA USED TO SAY NIFTY...SEE HOW COOL WE WERE

Yum food, your hungry, go eat mmmmm

I spent the morning adding some quick and easy bites to the Tasty Blog, and also a delish pasta with chicken garlic cream sauce.

Go look, get hungry, cook, eat and be happy!

Your daily dose of random

Tuesday night for our anniversary Rob and I went to dinner. My parents watched Brandon. Well I guess this weekend when they had him they left all their diapers in my car. Their solution to this was not to run to the store Tuesday for diapers. NO it was to say ehhh we'll just let him pee outside (not on the toilet but whatever). However they didn't find it very funny when he climbed up on their fence and grabbed on to the sides, squatted down and pooped all over their fence and their yard! In fact I think my dads exact words were, "great, I have to clean up dog shit in the back yard and now kid shit in the front yard." I told them that is what they get for not going to the damn store.

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I think my gluten intolerance is back. I'm not happy about this at all people!

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Waffles are the new roni and cheese in my house! Everything is waffle with budder!

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Brandon has got some toy stuck playing the same tune over and over and over on high speed. I want to break it but I'm so amused at watching how mad he is at it that I'm letting him bash it himself. But seriously my sanity is about to break...oh wait he just threw it at a wall and the fucking thing is still singing.

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Big Brother cracks my ass up. I love Evil Dick, this man just runs his mouth and its hilarious.

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My son has been sick the last few days meaning he hasn't pooped. However he's getting better, and the fart that he just let out scares the shit out of me. I am terrified for the poop that is going to come today!

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I'm watching Big Brother and seriously what the hell is going on with Zach I think he just lost his marbles people.

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I finally made the toy shut up, turns out it was another toy in the toy box. When Brandon realized that he pulled the toy out and made the noise more. Ack!

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Brandon didn't finish his waffles because I gave him some milk and all I want to do now is eat his waffles.

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Today my mom and her helper are coming and they are going to clean out my garage to get ready for a garage sale...I fear for their lives over the amount of spiders and also the amount of crap. Seriously people I can collect some crap!

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Yesterday we pulled out all the rest of Brandon's little baby clothes and now I'm just dying for Codi to come so I can play dress up with him.

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I distinctly remember thinking I would get to play dress up with Brandon, but with all the feeding and changing and sleeping and crying and parenting there was not time for dress up!

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Brandon is off somewhere and he is being quiet, I'm terrified I'm about to be presented with the poop of all poops. Eeeek!