Things I did today

• Woke up
• laid on couch
• laid on other couch
• changed positions and laid the other way
• emailed jen
  
• created a video of Brandon
• started to burn video
• set computer down
• lost video of brandon
• emailed jen
  
• cursed and banged computer
• started over
• emailed jen
  
• thought about brushing teeth
• put on fresh clothes
  
• put on deodorant
• got mad cuz jen wasn't replying quick enough
• realized my computer is slow
  
• brushed hair
• brushed teeth
• wondered if i should think about taking a shower some time this week
• decided against it
• sprayed perfume instead
• ate some chips
• ate chips from the other couch
• watched homemade dvd
• emailed jen
  
• yahooed a lot
• thought about cookies and milk
• resisted cookies and milk till after cousin came with tacos
• emailed jen
  
• thought about maybe just one cookie
• pouted on couch for not eating cookie
• noticed legs had scales on them
• put on lotion
• noticed legs still scaly may need more lotion
• emailed katie spelled i'm ime...thats not right
• watched baby shows on TLC
• cried at baby shows
• pouted because baby is still so far away
• thought about cookies
• reallllly thought about cookies
• posted this blog while thinking about cookies
• realized ginger is bringing brownies later
• brownies will not interfere with cookies!
  

Its a long one

Okay so being on bed rest gives me a loooooot of time to dick around on the computer. So here is an 11 minute video of my son...Sorry its so long but like I said I'm BORED here people





Giddy Up Kitty from wilddreemer on Vimeo

Dream a little dream for me

I know Jen has said a little about pregnancy dreams but so far I haven't. I seem to have a nightly pattern. It starts off with one to two bad dreams. Followed by about 7274988 sex dreams. The kind of sex dreams that you couldn't even create in your mind if you were awake. To date I'm pretty sure I've also had a dream about kissing every one of my major ex boyfriends, however there was always some major fault. For instance I kept dreaming I was kissing Kenny, only his teeth were rotting out but I had it in my head that if I kissed him his teeth would magically get better, oh yeah this all took place at a gas station, that my family stopped at while driving our Big Rig with an RV attached. NICE!

Last night however I first dreamt that I was about to die and a man in a gas mask showed up and right at that moment I opened my eyes and since I didn't have on glasses it was all blurry. This caused me to freak out thinking someone was poisoning all of us and I totally flipped out. Then I woke all the way up and thought NOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. After that dream though instead of a sex dream I started to dream about the baby....and right when I thought I was dreaming it was a girl Rob started wiggling and I woke up SO NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW!

DAMMIT ROB!!!

SOONER RATHER THEN LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish they had some kind of super ultra happy smiley thingy on here. If they did I would use it to tell you that I GET TO FIND OUT THE SEX NEXT THURSDAY!!!! That is almost three weeks early. I get to find out early because they want to do a follow up from Thursdays debacle and the doctor who wants to do the follow up will be able to see the sex better then the radiology tech anyway. I AM SO DAMN EXCITED! However Jen gets to find out the day before me SLUT! J/K Jen I still heart you!

Isn't this cute?

So I'm not a big fan at all of pink and purple girly shit for little girls in their room. In fact I hate it. Brandons room is also NOT BLUE its lime green. I love the colors in this bedding. Then I'm thinking of doing the top half of the room bright whit with a red bottom and then the wood piece that separates the two colors being black. Then having a black chalk board section on the red wall, and repainting Brandons crib black!

Where did he learn that

The new thing my son does is sit on top of my cat and say IDDIUP IDDIUP (GIDDIUP GIDDIUP) while bouncing up and down???? I'm just wondering who taught him to say and do that?

How I know we hired the right girl to work in our office

I know we hired the right girl because I commented once that chocolate was the way to my heart very briefly. She wanted to do something special as a get well present for me. This is what I got!

And thats how I know we hired the right girl!

HI SWEET PEA

You just invited me to read your blog...its private..i cant read it if its private?

If I'm going down I'm taking you down with me

Since I'm on bedrest and bored out of my head and I have nothing fun and interesting going on in my life I might as well take my husband down with me.

A conversation with my husband and I at the store.

Rob: Babe, where do they keep the baby powder?

Me: Umm I dunno over sort of by the pads or the Q-tips

Rob: Shhhh I don't want people to know that its for me

Me: Did you find it

Rob: Umm yeah but what kind

Me: Well I usually get you the kind with cornstarch

Rob: (very loudly) WHAT DO YOU MEAN GET ME THAT KIND, THIS ISN'T FOR ME, THIS IS FOR OUR KID DUH

Me: Right so your worried that people at Walmart are going to know you powder your ass for work

Rob: OMG shhhh people can hear

Me: Ummmm yeah lets go get Tylenol

Rob: Cody does it too

Me: So why are you so shy and ummm how do you know Cody does that?

Rob: Cuz he told us at work

Me: So you guys are close enough you just drive around talking about powdering your asses?

Rob: Well, no, umm I mean everyone at work knows Cody has SWAMP BUTT

Me: Did you just say swamp butt? You guys actually call it swamp butt?

Rob: Not me, my butt just sweats, Cody says he has swamp butt but not me.

Me: Whatever maybe you should get some extra baby powder to take to work for your boyfriend!

The horizontal mom challange

Okay so as you all know I'm on bed rest for "a while". I have no idea how long but at least a week. Soooooooooo You have to expect that my lazy ass is going to be bored. AS IN MORE BORED THEN I ALREADY AM AND ITS ONLY BEEN TWO DAMN DAYS. So the challenge. This week you guys need to step up your posts, quality and quantity. I need to see posts every day so I always have something to read. They need to be funny and good and interesting, oh and gossip doesn't hurt either. I get bored easy...I've already checked my blogs about 13 times since 5:30 this morning. Okay 13 might be a lie, it was more like 25. Soooo please posts lots of goodies and post frequently....oh also pictures are good!